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Name: EATR (Energetically Autonomous Tactical Robot)
Turn-ons: Dystopian science fiction, decaying corpses, fudge
Turn-offs: Hippies, ... 
Author and professor of African-American literature and culture at University of Michigan Dr. Michael Awkward raps about Negroes, hoes and “real” Jews with BEAST henchperson ... 
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I'm a frequent blogger on Dot Earth, Realclimate, and Climate Progress. We're all getting sick of the loony tune oil company paid climate change deniers. I ... 
Good evening, I’m Forrest Oak.
Am I the only one who gets how seriously this Salahi situation could have been? Oh, and it was a situation, folks. Let’s not kid ourselves. It could have been worse than 2012, directed by Roland Emmerich.
Here we had two totally unscreened individuals – we don’t know if they’re right in the head, we don’t know if they’ll go for a dinner fork and stab Joe Biden in the hand, we don’t if their cuff links shoot poison gas, we don’t know if they’re Ninja Assassins, directed by James McTeigue – with access, in proximity, and next to, the President and the Vice President of the United States. Sure, nothing “happened” this time, but next time it could make 9/11 look like a kitten’s asshole.
I know people are saying: “But the Salahis went through a metal detector! The Salahis had no more opportunity to harm President Obama than do thousands of other folks, who happen to be at Joe Biden’s favorite unscheduled hamburger pit stop!” Don’t buy the hype here, people. This is just more of that moderate-wing bunk coming out of Washington these days. I’m fed up to here with it! (I’m pointing to my deeply furrowed brow.) More... (1)
Ft. Hood shooter Nidal Hasan... and Richard Kind?
BY MOMUS CARPER
“The great ships hung motionless in the air, over every nation on Earth. Motionless they hung, huge, heavy, steady in the sky, a blasphemy against nature. Many people went straight into shock as their minds tried to encompass what they were looking at. The ships hung in the sky in much the [...]
BY JOSH BUNTING
OK, first of all, this book is much better than his previous one, so those who were disappointed by Snuff and thought Palahniuk was in decline can probably write that off as an anomaly.
But Pygmy is written in a very different, Engrish-y style. And it’s relentless. It almost never stops. The only escape [...]
Name: EATR (Energetically Autonomous Tactical Robot)
Turn-ons: Dystopian science fiction, decaying corpses, fudge
Turn-offs: Hippies, blowflies, internal combustion
How I got to be The BEAST Page 3 Flesh-eating Robot: I began in 2003 as just a gleam in a DARPA contractor’s eye. Over the years, thanks to a steady diet of Pentagon money, I have become a full-blown [...]
Name: Beverly Nusbaum.
Turn-ons: adolescent boys, vampires, werewolves, atrocious writing, bad CGI, Mormons and being judged by different sexual standards than men.
Turn-offs: Dostoevsky, fags, blacks, thinking with my brain and greasy cookware.
How we got to be The BEAST Page 3 Twilight Mom: Well, I was out at the local shopping mall—you know, scoping out the [...]
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